Why don’t you tell me your secrets…
Well, I’m back! You might remember me, the ship’s cat, I tried to escape from Mexico back to England. Me an’ my Mexican friends, we’ve spotted a gap in the market, we’ve become feline agony angels sorting cat’s emotional issues an’ owners who have no one to turn to. Like I already told you, it wasn’t easy bein’ a ship’s cat, the food was shite an’ I don’t like catching’ ship’s vermin. I want to get back to England, to find my mom an’ bein’ a cat’s angel is the best way to do it.
My Nellie Cat website has been relaunched, we got new character makeovers an’ lots more feline problems that we’ve sorted. An’ the excitin’ news is we got commercial cat-food sponsors comin’ who’ll shake things up on my ship, they said they’d make me captain. An’ we got some reviews too, here’s examples of the great reviews we got…
⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ ‘I don’t like cats, now I do’ – General George Armstrong Custer
⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ ‘Those poor ship’s cats, those poor poor ship’s cats’ – Greta Thunburg
⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ ‘Oh, that Nellie Cat, she’s my hero’ – Nibbles from Norwich
Yup! Not many cats get reviews like this. There’s lots more terrible cat stories to read tho you might end up blurtin’ – but remember, we cats make you laugh an’ then we make you cry…
If you’re a cat an’ you got problems, then me an’ my Mexican friends are the cats to talk to. There’s me an’ Wosita, Herminia an’ veterinary Mildred, we’re here to be there just for you. Did you know my ship got laid up? She got stuck in Panama an’ now I gotta make it by the best I can. There’s only YOU can help me, you can go to my new website an’ follow me, you can learn what happened when I got kidnapped an’ you’ll get to hear all the cat gossip an’ emotional stuff that keeps us cats goin’. Or you can just browse, even at your leisure, none of it will cost you, we’re not like those Russian internet cats or those cats from Nigeria.
Click my button an’ help me….
I’ve also got a page on that Zuckerberg’s Facebook. Zuckerberg, he got in touch an’ said I was his favourite cat, he said I could go stay with him an’ Priscilla… I told him I wanna get to England to find my mom. So he gave me a free Facebook Page if you wanna like it, if you Like my page you’ll definitely get to go to Mark & Priscilla’s. Just tell them you know me.
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sailing vessel Sänna 